I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.
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the word originates from a girl who fucks every guy on a camping trip. a girl who hops from guy to guy periodically. see thot
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Joe 1: WTF man, youre like 20 minutes late replacing me for guard?????
Joe 2: Sorry dude, was gettin some tent pussy......
Joe 1: THOUGHT I smelled SPC Joyce.... its all good.
LOL, they caught a couple gettin tent pussy in the dumpster at AIT
Joe 2: Sorry dude, was gettin some tent pussy......
Joe 1: THOUGHT I smelled SPC Joyce.... its all good.
LOL, they caught a couple gettin tent pussy in the dumpster at AIT
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Get the Tent Pussy mug.A secretive farting contest held on boy-scout campouts. When chili is eaten for dinner, there will be one of these declared or otherwise. It is the act of building up a fart, and proceeding to somebody else's tent, unzipping their door, sticking your rear-end into the tent, and letting rip. Shortly after the gas is expelled, the door flaps are sealed so that the odor can permiate the opposition's tent.
Man! that tent war last night was so intense, that when i woke up this morning, i had to run outside for a breath of fresh air.
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