video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

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tendernitis

Tendernitis is a medical condition where the elbow becomes tender. This is usually accompanied with mild pain. Sometimes it will be called tendonitis either on accident or because, since tendernitis isn't actually a real medical condition, the person needs an excuse for their arm hurting.

Peter: "My arm hurts. I think I have tendonitis."
Phil: "Suck it up, pussy. You just have tendernitis."

by Phil Mcloser May 31, 2007

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pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

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Tenderoni

A hockey player (goalie, goal tender) who’s job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but because of his sweet and thoughtful style (and nice bum) gets to score himself.

On or off the ice, his lady lived to see her tenderoni.

by SFL7451 October 26, 2018

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Tenderoni

A husband/wife, partner/friend that tends to the fire in the fireplace to keep it burning.

"Can you throw a log on the fire, Tenderoni, it's starting to die down."

by GingaBear March 26, 2017

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Tenderoni

While showering, when one feels the necesity to sit down due to a sudden rush of nicotine from dip and is so flustered by this, the perpetrator simply spits dip spit all over his chest, without a care in the world.

Bro, I had such an intense tenderoni today I nearly passed out.

by LYCOPROV October 2, 2008

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