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Temporary Boyfriend

boyfriend in training, boyfriend, tool

One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.

A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.

A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
Example One:

Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.

Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
by DirtyDi November 19, 2004
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temporarism

The way of being that involves a lack of stability. The way of living life one day to the next through never fully relying on any one object or person.
I live a life of temporarism.
by play` January 26, 2004
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Temporary Tourettes

A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!

John: What the hell's up with Bob?

Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
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Temporal Pedabation

The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?
Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.
by Tenbucktim December 15, 2010
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temporary euphoria

A release; a state of strong happiness, excitement, and well-being, almost like an escape.
Temporary Euphoria Or a release. That’s like temporary happiness real quick” -Brent Faiyaz
by chu1ita03 August 11, 2022
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temporary fix

Something or someone that will fix you or help you for a while
"I've been so sad lately"
"Let me be your temporary fix"
by hegds April 9, 2016
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tempur-pedic

God's own bed. It's like laying down on a soft, warm cloud, that loves you very much. My back pain was gone within days.n It cradles your body perfectly, and is never too hot or too cold.
I got a job specifically to buy a tempur pedic bed, because they're so good.
by PiccoloNamek April 11, 2004
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