teletubbies

Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide

Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!

by Glenn Daly October 5, 2005

teletubbies

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.

Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!

by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

teletubies

Weird ass things that where little coloful suits and have no penis. The dumass show started a while back and was designed more for stoned people than little kids

(high) holy shit man look at what they're doin to that vaccum! thats awesome

Other guy: gimme another hit!

by some stupid F'ing retard June 6, 2005

teletubbies

five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.

<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

Teletubbicide

Killing a teletubby.

He went to prison for teletubbicide.

by Rasnodar December 6, 2010

Homeless green teletuby

Another thing that you can call Dream to piss him off.

Y/N: " LOOK! THE HOMELESS GREEN TELETUBY!'
Dream: " STOP CALLING ME THAT. "

by LoveJoy<3 May 30, 2021

Teletubbies

1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s

2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s

see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears

1. Go watch the Teletubbies! but mom!

2. You get to watch Teletubbies! YAY!

by Correction_Fluid December 17, 2009