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Telesford

1. Often known as the sexiest of all sexy beasts. Females know this person as the "other God of love". Giggity. Makes females horny on contact whether by plain speech or flirtation. Gives females orgasms by looking at them. Plain beast of love.

2. Very powerful name. This person often demands respect. If not given, this person will either resort to brain power or use his/her body power. Often known to be dangerous by either method.

3. A smart person, usually the top of his class, who doesn't particularly like to fight, although in a dangerous situation, will unleash his/her inner beast, like a tiger he/she will destroy the person starting with the face and ending with the destruction of the person.

4. this person is usually the best friend of a Martinez or a Jackman or a Smith.
"Did you see Telesford the other day. He/she totally got me hot and bothered when he/she walked past me."

"I know. He/she totally demands respect."
by joeman1642 April 7, 2009
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Rusty Telescope

After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope
Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.
by Cworth28 April 20, 2009
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Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005
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telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.
collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.
by monpriere August 30, 2010
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Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.
"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
by trapknowledge November 18, 2013
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telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.
“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”
by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021
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Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.
Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!
by YungArab69 October 28, 2017
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