telekinigga

When you and your "Nigga" are on the same page without prior discussion.

Man, we got that telekinigga... on the same damn page.

by Dr dick jizzm May 28, 2017

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 6, 2006

telekinvtic

bully editor who everyone is jealous of and is cute and skinny

omg telekinvtic told me to die! i’m honored 👄

by Sallyahs546 November 30, 2020

Telekinesis

Telekinesis is an awesome, kick ass band from Seattle, Washington.

In early 2009, this band was signed to Merge Records.
This band is the shit.

Michael Benjamin Lerner(drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)
Jason Narducy (bass guitar, background vocals)
Cody Votolato (electric guitar, background vocals)

"I heard this really cool song on YouTube the other day."
"hm, must have been Telekinesis.."

by the cooool kid November 13, 2011

telekinesis

The ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.

I got those telekinesis powers dog, I never touch the white.

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

telekinigger

A nigger who coons shit with his mind.

telekinigger cooned my wallet from across the room

by Roket-Nigger May 4, 2010

Telekincuteness

the ability to tell if someone is cute on omegle.com

Kelly had accurate Telekincuteness when she said mike was cute. He really is!

by Mike and Kelly Own!! December 19, 2010