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telegraph intersection

A traffic intersection that, because of a lack of a protected turn and the flow of traffic, only lets one vehicle through per cycle of lights.
That guy up there is turning left and the light just turned green, by the time he turns, it'll be red again. I hate telegraph intersections.
by Lord Butterknife May 19, 2017
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Telecrabscisty

A strong feeling of hatred to anyone who uses the words โ€œah funnyโ€ in a sentence.
Sandra shut the fuck up, you give me Telecrabscisty
by Fencewall the third December 9, 2022
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to go Telegram

means to suddenly reject all other forms of social media with the justification that "freedom of opinion is violated". Is often associated with conspiracy beliefs or people discussing "alternative facts". Since there is a lack of community guidelines on Telegram, these people feel especially comfortable spreading b*llocks on this platform.
You heard the breaking news?
Michael Wendler has just gone Telegram.

To go Telegram gets increasingly popular during a pandemic.
by piet3.14159 November 22, 2020
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Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.
Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram
by montanas expert May 21, 2011
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Telegram me ๐Ÿ‘‰

Typical Youtuber impersonators that you'll see in famous tech Youtubers and any famous Youtubers related to tech (example: Max Tech, MKBHD, etc). But fortunately, Google made the Youtubers' profile pictures visible before you open the replies if they replied directly, so you can see if they're actually replying to you instead of the impersonators

Usually uses many emojis. If they're using phone numbers, they use alternate number letters or emojis to write the number to prevent anti-spam detection
The examples. It should be like these. Alternate names: Text me on Telegram / TELEGRAM@:

(Username)
(Comment)

Telegram me ๐Ÿ‘‰ (*insert Youtuber name*)
Thank you for watching and commenting my video. I have something for you...

Text me on Telegram ๐Ÿ‘‰ (*insert Youtuber name*)
...

TELEGRAM@ (*insert Youtuber name*)
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by PuniUwUCute November 3, 2022
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teletrash

Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.
The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"
by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006
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the telegraph

A news company, for retards, by retards.
-You read the Telegraph?
-No, I heard they wanted to censor slang
by Bhb October 25, 2019
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