Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

by Lendale April 4, 2008

texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.

"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"

by jdm.exe September 10, 2016

Texas Seltzer

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?

by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010

Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.

"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)

by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008

Texas Sticky Bun

The Texas Sticky Bun (TSB), is where a man lies flat on his back while two girls back up ass to ass and rub his cock between their assholes.

I knew it was going to be a good night when two hot women at the bar wanted to give me Texas Sticky Buns.

by CheeSchmullKaos March 18, 2015

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

texas snowman

When she sprinkles cocain all over her ass followed by setting a hat on her butt then adding a cookie on each ass cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her ass before telling you to enjoy.

My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.

by Km243 August 18, 2017