tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

Teete

Teete is a cool person. the name is quite unique and is a loverly name. the person comes across as cool, funny, smiling. Teete is quite sensitive at times and can get angry. But Teete is loved by many people and is a lovely person!

Teete

by loedfejrnjwen June 23, 2011

Telle

A real friend. people tend to misunderstand her jokes & taunts, but she's a fricken beast at everyything . She's gorgeous , and she's a bird . :D

...That's Telle . :3

by Cricket. <3 March 25, 2011

Tele-Blaze

(v) to smoke Marijuana, and talk to a friend via the internet or other telecommunications method.

Mark lit up a J and then tele-blazed his buddy Quinden, who has also just smoked a lovely bubbler. The two excitedly converse about the possibilities inherent in the watermelon pipe.

by edehd August 30, 2009

Teela

Teela is an amazing strong girl! She is super intelligent and makes everyone around her super happy. Teela is an amazing friend and can make you smile when you’re feeling down! I love my friend Teela. She is an amazing human being and there is no one like her. So don’t ever let go of her. She stands out in a room filled with people and that’s what makes her super unique.

Guy: Woah! Is that Teela?
Me: Yeah; She’s my bestfriend!

by Maddie island June 14, 2018

Teedle-wimp

A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family

You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours

by tarynItUp May 14, 2015

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008