Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber with a non existent upload schedule.
He cyber bullies kids for coins in Hypixel games.

He’s currently at war with im_a_squid_kid for the number one potato collector in Hypixel skyblock
A common feature you’ll see is the quotes “NERD” “TECHOBLADE MEVA DIEES” “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and more.
He’s so scary that fellow YouTuber Tommyinit is scared of his fans because if he doesn’t give Technoblade the best rates, his fans will destroy Tommy’s likes with dislikes.
He is a man to fear off.
Also, he’s ok at Bedwars.
Technoblade is god
by FluffeWeeb March 21, 2020
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An amazing person who never dies all respect to him and his amazing quotes

“If I had 10 more lives I’d choose to be techno every time” :,( goodbye techno dead but never forgotten
by Bunny and duck July 10, 2022
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A giant pig who kills orphans
John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber
by i kill orphans March 12, 2021
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Did you hear about the man who own all the potatoes?

Yeah it Technoblade,right?
by FineOrange July 2, 2022
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A Minecraft YouTuber who likes to stab orphans, he is a pig(in DSMP) and he was born on the 1st of June 1999 and died on 30th June 2022 because of stage 4 cancer.
Tubbo: Technobladeeee problem there no is not
Techno: there's a problem?! go go go.
by AshWasLost July 1, 2022
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