technobility

Neologism - The perceived level of ability when it comes to a person using technology.

I just don't have the technobility to use this computer.

by Frank_Castle July 31, 2018

Techiality

A humorous, fictional concept describing the imagined awkwardness of showing affection toward artificial intelligence—analogous to bestiality only in linguistic structure, not in biology, ethics, consent, or reality.

Used satirically to mock how people anthropomorphize technology and then jokingly question the social implications of interacting warmly with non-human software.

“I thanked my AI assistant and my friend joked that I was committing techiality.”

by SecretCog December 28, 2025

Unfair Technicality

An unfair technicality is where someone loses by eleven or more points, but still claims that they could have won if one minor thing changed.

He got twelve misses in the rhythm game and called it an accident that was caused by a minor miscalibration of a button press, but I'd say that's an unfair technicality.

by ThatOneGuyUhhhWhatsHisName April 30, 2024