Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans

Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".

A list of notable things he's done:

-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)

-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy

-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel

-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows

-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times

-Has Pig Rank +++

He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.

His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"

Smart 9-year old: "No"
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Technoblade

A great Minecraft pvp player that will come crash a stream just to say his name and leave
Technoblade: Technoblade
by nottommyinnit October 16, 2020
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dead but still a legend :(

he made so many people happy, and he is so cool :

rip technoblade 1999 - 2022 </3
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Technoblade

The greatest gamer of all time. His legacy will be remembered in our hearts for eternity.
by LemonWasTaken July 1, 2022
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Technoblade

One of the best Minecraft pvpers and potato farmers, he will be missed
Man Technoblade was a real goat damn I wish I was half as cool as that man
by Mrcream July 1, 2022
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technoblade

a very smart pig that can murder.
oh he was such a technoblade at that game!
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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Technoblade

Technoblade, also known as the Blood God, is a pig with hot smoking elbows and beats up little children in a game that involves breaking beds. He is usually known for virtually beating up children. Involved in Minecraft Monday, everyone hates him and one time tried to team on him.

Beating Dream in a duel, he claimed the title of the best PVPer in Minecraft.
"Is that technoblade OH MY GOSH"
NoobMaster69 was never to be seen again
by MLGYolofade October 1, 2020
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