Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

Tebowculosis

A psychosomatic condition experienced by New England Patriots fans when they realize they have inherited the dead weight of another franchise. Symptoms include excessive expletives, browbeating and social media posting. Lapsing into unintelligible ranting in a Boston accent has also been observed. The illness is rarely fatal, but extremely painful. Although binge drinking, selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor (SSRI) drugs, and extensive psychotherapy have been suggested as largely palliative treatments, there is no cure. Prayer on one knee is frequently suggested for the comfort of the patient.

My friend from Southie came down with a wicked bad case of Tebowculosis on June 10, 2013.

by wcodya June 10, 2013

Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011

Tebow Time

the last five minutes of any football game where the game winning drive will almost always include ten running plays capped with one pass play of thirty plus yards... concluded with a quarterback draw, thus leaving the opposing team almost no time to mount a comeback.

5 mins left. Bronco's on their own 20 yard line down by a field Goal. Its tebow time everyone.

by raikenxy November 27, 2011

Tebow Tie

Tea-Bow Tie

1. The act of "Tebowing" in the nude over ones' partner's neck, while in the prone position, thus resting the testicles on the throat giving the effect of a bow tie.

2. See Tebowing as reference
3. Addendum to Kama Sutra, 2012

John got so drunk last night, he gave Steve a Tebow Tie last night.

by Allan Holiday January 2, 2012

Tebowla Virus

The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.

The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.

by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012

Tebowed

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.

Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?

by T-Bake May 6, 2009