Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

Taylor Swiftboat

To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.

"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."

"How do you know it was Danny?"

"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"

"That title is awfully specific. "

by SaucyMcMuffin September 26, 2014

Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010

Taylor Swift

The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
Like a Taylor Swift song.

Bee decided to Taylor Swift Short because she was always "the one" for her.

by NotStalking!Anon July 26, 2011

Taylor Swift

American singer/songwriter born in Pennsylvania, though she moved to Nashville at age 14 to pursue her career. Despite being subject to some of the worst criticism and notouriously portrayed as an immature, serial-dating, untalented whiner, Taylor Swift is actually one of the best of our time. She rose to stardom "the old fashioned way" and worked her way to the top, being her own tour manager and putting together her own work. Her shows include a theatrical aspect making them seem almost as if a Taylor Swift song is being performed on Broadway. Her vocals have improved drastically over the years, as she was noted for her phenomonal vocals by many esteemed stars. Taylor's songwriting skills have earned her 7 Grammys (to date) and over 200 various awards, many in which include Entertainer of the Year Awards. She was the youngest star to ever win a Grammy for Album of the Year. She has toured 3 times, all in which have been sold out tours. Taylor crossed over to pop, slaying both the pop & country charts. Despite her worldwide success, Taylor has remained modest, down-to-earth and humble in the spotlight after 7 years. She remains an inspiration and shining light to millions of fans-- both male & emale. Taylor decorates guitars and performs for terminally ill fans in hospitals. She continues to contribute to charity through the Taylor Swift Educaution Center & other renown charities. Taylor Swift has truly grown into a beautiful young woman infront of America's public eye.

Ignorant person: "taylor swift is mentally stuck in middle school, Harry styles is mine lolz!!1"

To view a 7 time Grammy-award-winning, multi-millionaire, renowned performer as "Harry Styles' Girlfriend" is frankly quite sexist.

by MaseratiSwift January 22, 2014

Taylor Swift

A beautiful, blonde girl who is an american country/pop singer and songwriter. Many often target her as a slut because she writes about love. Swift is just a young woman who deserves everything she has because she has made millions of her fans happy and has saved many people's lives. Her songs are amazing, and the people who hate on her are mostly directioners because she dated Harry Styles. And that is really stupid.

directioner: ew, it's taylor swift!1!!1! She so gross, she keep her hands off ma harry1!!11!
swiftie: do you even English?

by beautifuhl April 24, 2014

taylor swiftitus

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life

what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus

by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013