taxi

Taxi is one of the many euphemisms for penis.

He was parking the pink taxi in the fuzzy garage with Lola last night...

by cabbie March 9, 2004

Taxi

heaven or hell, depends on the woman

She sent me home last night, utter taxi

Got shouted for a lift last night, taxi taxi taxi!

by Santa July 2, 2004

muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

beer taxi

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.

"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."

by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004

Taxi Driver

One of the best movies of all time starring Robert De Niro. De Niro plays a psychotic taxi driver named Travis Bickle who doesn't sleep much and is sick of the scum of the city. In order to clean the scum of the society and save a teenage prostitute, he uses violence as the way to do it.

Taxi Driver should have won the oscar for the Best Picture Award in 1976 over Rocky.

by sagzag June 22, 2004

crazy taxi

A video game where you drive a taxi, trying to pick people up and take them to their destination as fast as possible.

I got a high score of $11,000 in Crazy Taxi today.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

taxi whack

The act of making love to a fat asian person.

Dude, I totally taxi whacked that noodle vendor last night.

by PhilBecca February 4, 2009