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tardology 

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'
Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

Titology 

The study of tits.
I am going to grad. school for titology; yeah, like the female organ.
Titology by taycar February 19, 2011
To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.
"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."
Textology by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

tapology 

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.
tapology by Dwayne January 15, 2004

tootology 

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.
When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.
tootology by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012

Tarpology 

The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.
It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.
Tarpology by Jboymc November 12, 2009