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where your dreams never come true. its full of lost hope. if your not leaving after high school im sure your not going to. the roads suck, ever inch you go is another pot hole. it has the highest drop out rate around. every month another teen girl is pregnant. if your from here you know whittenton and east taunton kids never got along , and probably never will. you know everyones looking foward to go to the Portuguese feasts. there soo called gangs , cause kids have no life. Everyone dreads going to Morton when something happens they rather drive to Brockton. All people every think about is how to get high next. Or who there robbing to get money. Kids talk like they were raised by a bunch of money e.x "yoo dogg what the ______ good my _____ ."
No one can mind there business , its like whos life can we ruin next.
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by mOney on my MinD July 6, 2008
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Normal for Taunton

Originally a term normally used in the UK by Medical Doctors for patients who may pass a sanity test in its strictest possible terms -a bit like the German cannibal that a psychiatrists recently deemed sane- but beyond that the person has declared open season on anything and everything that could be counted as reality.
The term is rapdly becoming the left/democrat equivalent of the 80's insult: 'Loony Left'
The Adam Smith Institute may well all have the advantages an Oxbridge education may bring. However spending more than a couple of moments in in the company of any in thier entourage, it becomes immediately apparent that they are quite normal -for Taunton.
by irritant January 7, 2004
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Garrison Taunt

The art of moving your hands in a circular motion beside your head.
Made from the most famous WWE wrestler Garrison Cade.
"Man did you see that wicked Garrison Taunt in his Titantron"
by Vince_McMahon August 15, 2005
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or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.
"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"
by boobs July 28, 2003
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tanktacular

When somebody sees five skaters, or tanks, within 4 seconds of each other. This is also called a Tank Spree.

If you are the daring type and you want to witness a tanktacular, just go to any pizza shop and look in the back for a gang of these fags. but be careful.

Tanks are known to carry knifes because they know that nobody likes them and that somebody will kick the shit out of them if they don't bring a weapon.

Tanktaculars are very rare and can cause one to get on his or her knees and ask god why he made such people. The reason is because god knows that making fun of such fags is very fun.

The easiest way to spot a tank is to look if he has a skateboard and an rockstar or monster eneregy drink in his hands, a wristband on his arm, also known as a tank band, and pants at least two sizes too small.

For more information about tanks please visit tank kids.
1. Tom: Yo Drew, i saw a tanktacular today.

Drew: Where were you?

Tom: I was driving by Sean O'tankly's house and him and his "boyz" were jerking each other off.

Drew: Well I'm sorry you had to see that. These dam tank kids just walk around fucking up the whole town.

2. Lela: Holy shit! Sean O'tankly has my sun glasses on. Drew and Tom can you help?

Drew: Ya there are too many tank kids for one girl to handle. Tom and I will take care of this.

Tom: Yea, don't worry Lela.

Lela: But there are at least five of them in there.

Tom: O MY GOD..... We've got a tanktacular!

(Drew and Tom ruthlessly beat the shit out of the tank kids. They obtain Lela's sun glasses off of Sean O'tankly)
by armondo 2 July 2, 2008
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--Tauntaun--

Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the tauntauns for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals were useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures.

Both Luke Skywalker and Han Solo rode tauntauns on Rebel patrol missions, planting a network of life-form sensors along Echo Base's perimeter. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
Related: --Hoth-- --Echo Base-- --Wampa Ice Creature--
by Official_SW Definitions_ December 4, 2004
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Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
by vert flacon June 26, 2006
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