Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

by See mack October 7, 2020

quite the tattie

quite content, unbothered

i was walking along quite the tattie, and then a bird shat on me

by hopewood January 21, 2019

quite the tattie

quite content, unbothered

i was walking along quite the tattie when a bird shat on me

by hopewood January 21, 2019

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Tittie Shirt

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

by will bitten September 19, 2017

Tonka titties

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

Spring Break Titties

A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.

"Spring break titties" BlastphamousHD

by DonnieLilD July 10, 2016