Talking shoes

Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.

"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes

by raphaelgoldstein March 4, 2010

talking ben

The most savage dog in the entire world

IShowSpeed: Ben, do you support BLM?
Talking Ben: Yes.
IShowSpeed: Do you support LGBTQ?
*ben hangs up*
NIGGA WHA-

by nike kicks March 1, 2022

Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!

Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"

by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016

taking a Haugh

The act of masterbating while taking a shit.

I'll be back. I'm going to go take a Haugh.

Oh, I feel great; just got done taking a Haugh.

by peterpiperpickledpeppers January 6, 2011

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by drew November 25, 2003

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017