Turdling

Old School Gaming term. Used in fighting games, refers to someone playing very defensively. Blocking, ducking, running back etc.

Player 1: ahhh! my health is low =(

Player2: Stop turdling! you're gonna die either way. Might aswell go out in style.

by Techniques October 26, 2008

turdling

The feeling and smells left after having just dropped a massive turd.

oh man this turnlinger is killin my ass.

by HighCommanderLars December 13, 2003

turdling

tiny shit

Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess

by V3NN3R April 11, 2009

tardliner

Like a hardliner - a right-wing "old school" GOP supporter who is immune to facts and solely focused on a conservative agenda, irrespective of long term ramifications to society, common decency, or human rights, and with a heavy dose of diminished mental capacity. The opposite of "libtard".

Oh, hey, I'm so sorry about my friend Jim from high school. He's a good enough guy but is a bit of a tardliner - I wouldn't recommend discussing oppression or wealth distribution with him.

by hadzmat March 30, 2017

Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.

They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.

by Migg83 February 27, 2018

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020