ghetto tapas

"Free food samples that are given out at various locations, i.e., Sam's Club, Costco, and other establishments."

Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!

by sailordragonball January 3, 2014

tapmatic

describing someone who you would not hesitate to sleep with; gorgeous; irresitable

"that Denise is soooo tapmatic...I'd do her in a second!"

by bmoc November 20, 2003

Tapdancer

A black person who does everything to appease to white people, doesn’t want to be black, lets nonblack people say nigga/nigger, is also anti black even though they are black

Fuck him he’s a tapdancer

by JayTheRapper September 28, 2018

Tapanga Malanga

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.

Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..

by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

tappability

noun, the quality of being tappable

a. "Look at that fine man..."
b. "He exudes tappability."

by chyoi March 10, 2005

taesas

the funniest mutual ever

person 1: “oh yeah i know taesas!”
person 2: “really? they’re my funniest mutual!”

by mikasas.luvrr April 12, 2022

The Tapia Switcheroo

The act of telling your homie that you have a threesome lined up with a hot chick and she's on the way. You convince him to get started without her. While you're boning your homie from behind you keep telling him that the chick is on the way. Once you creampie your homie, you roll over and go to sleep while your homie gets to reflect on how he just got bamboozled.

Mom I can't sit down today, the homie gave me The Tapia Switcheroo last night. Homie got me good.

by El Salvage December 19, 2018