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tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.
Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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A Bad Cop

An Officer that enforces inhumane laws or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty

The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”
Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..
by SaltyBaconCompsBack August 4, 2022
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Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
by Fastermouse May 19, 2024
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