The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
Get the tainted surface mug.the most beautiful and smart kind and compassionate person there is! Any boy out here will fall in love with this bad ass who is beyond amazing and the definition of pretty!! She will make you feel like your a amazing person and that you will thrive in any point of our life. She gives her honest opinion and is a leader she is what you can imagine in a perfect person. you will never meet a more amazing person.
Person one- Jeez I wish I can be Taline
taline heard this- and said- your beyond amazing never say that about yourself!
taline heard this- and said- your beyond amazing never say that about yourself!
by good person 101 January 16, 2018
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Get the taint pool mug.Short for 'Mountain Ride'. To drive along a mountain road, smoking Marijuana. It has thought to have originated in Northeast PA.
"Yo man, you wanna go on a tain ride?" "Yeah, let's go grab a blunt and well hit the tain before school"
by Diesel12590 March 24, 2010
Get the Tain Ride mug.Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!
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