Taiwanese Tumbler 

The act of giving fellatio with a mouth full of squishy tapioca pearls.

"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.

Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"

Taiwanese Tumbler by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015

taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.

i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?

taiwanese whitewash by twahmas November 22, 2010

Taiwanese Tissue 

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.

She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.

Taiwanese Tissue by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014

Taiwanese tooth pull 

When you tie one end of a piece of string too your balls and the other too a door knob then have someone slam the door.

I'm tired of having kids i mit just get a Taiwanese tooth pull.

Taiwanese tooth pull by DJBassie May 11, 2011

Taiwanese Typhoon 

When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.

"Dude, I went on a date last night."

"That's what's up! How did it go?"

"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."

"Oh shit, man!"

"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."

Taiwanese Typhoon by DHarding December 1, 2009

Taiwanese tongue twister 

During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.

Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”

Taiwanese tongue twister by Cum faggot May 19, 2019

Taiwanese Toothbrush 

A scatological activity where one person defecates on a toothbrush and has their partner brush their teeth with it.

Person 1: "Want to try the Taiwanese Toothbrush?"
Person 2: "Sure, but we're not using my toothbrush."

Taiwanese Toothbrush by HeartFailure March 10, 2022