tainterbell

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

by jooojers December 20, 2008

Tainted love

1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill

1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing

by \m/ Lisa \m/ February 10, 2006

Tainted

fake, unreal

tainted love .... to love some 1 not b/c who they are b/c of what they look like or what they got

there love is tainted she likes him b/c hes a baller

by Ky July 6, 2003

tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

Tainted Virgin

"A virgin who has inserted A dildo, into the vagina to the point of penetration Intercourse".

II:A dildo fully entering into the vagina.

III:A cast of another man's penis entering the vagina.

Definition,
Intercourse: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person

Multiple scenarios of the words use.

Ex:1
Person A(Speaking to friend):She says shes a virgin but I know shes tainted...I saw her vagina and its like a gaping manhole!"

Person B:Dude Stfu about your "Tainted virgin" just bang the bitch already"

Ex:2

Virgin:I just cant stand the fact that she is fucking the cast of another man's penis;It's like she has already betrayed me".

Douche bag:Ya man no one likes sloppy seconds even if it was a cast Lol enjoy your "Tainted Virgin", as for me I got me a cherry to go PoP!"

Ex:3
Loser:She popped her own fucking Cherry she uses her dildo like a plunger and she expects me to call her a Virgin?!"

Loser3.0:Man there's a name for that it's called a "Tainted Virgin".

by Adrian Dearth September 6, 2010

Tainted

A white girl who has had sex with a black guy. Term is popular in and around Staten Island, NY

Yo, I heard Stephanie is tainted.

by Kibble January 1, 2006

Taintweld

The taint sometimes has a ridge of skin that runs virtically on it from anus to scrodum, or vagina.. It looks like a weld, or stich mark. I've come to find out that most have this while some do not.

while I was going down on her, I saw that she had a taintweld too. man how many people have these.. God I hope it's not a post operation scar >.<

by Pissdick. February 3, 2005