Tactical dinner 

Making dinner plans with the parents in order to not have to cook yourself.

A tactical dinner operation usually goes like this:

1. Calling the parents wanting to "catch-up".
2. Having the dinner
(3) Bringing any left-overs home, making the operation even more successful, in the sense that you now have food for several days, saving both time and money.

Bro 1: What are you doing on friday?

Bro 2: I'm having a tactical dinner with my parents

Bro 1: Smart move, bro!

Tactical dinner by Spökmacka November 24, 2010

tactical puke 

Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.

I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!

tactical puke by lalaaa October 29, 2007

Tactical Dad

A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.

Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.

Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.

No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.

Tactical Dad by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019

Tactical Whitey 

When one forces them self to be sick (this can be done through fingers down the throat method) for specific beneficial reasons such as: for the laugh, to sober up, to carry on drinking beverages

"Holy fuck balls, I really could do with a tactical whitey right now!!"

"Shit that guy just tactical whitey-ed all over my dick!"

Tactical Whitey by whitey2k12 August 27, 2012

Tactical Collision 

A fancy, and professional way of saying that you are going to ram something on the battlefield.or other situation.

man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"

Tactical Collision by cod player47,956,1234 December 14, 2016

Tactical Piss 

When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.

*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*

Tactical Piss by MmmCereal January 27, 2019

tactical gaming shorts 

Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.

I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.

tactical gaming shorts by Professor Fatbot October 13, 2021