Tache Mag

Tache mag- A maggot like creature who runs about with a small black moustache.

Look at him hes such a tache mag.
Thank fuck he gone... wat a tache mag

U are a pussy assed moustache maggot.

by themagsofallmags May 5, 2011

miss-tache

That fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women.... often more pronounced in brunette's. Can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!

Girl - Hmm... i think you better wax your top lip, you've got a bit of a miss-tache going on!

by Danni2345 December 21, 2007

b-tach

A bitch that gets attached way too quickly.

Evelin is such a b-tach! like she just met that guy 2 days ago.

by Fuckgirl225 February 1, 2017

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010

Mug-tache

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

by Tom691738 July 18, 2018

wopen tach

wopen tach is the act of viewing any sort or pornographic material or saying something containing sexual innuendos.

"BRO WHAT YOU SEEING AH?? THE WOPEN TACH AND TACH AND TACH AND TACH AH???"
"wow bro you doing the wopen tach ah?"

by Bro Devotee September 21, 2021

Rocking The Tache

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

Harriet is rocking the tache in our school photograph isn't she a funny so and so

by mydad'scat'sbrother'sgf. March 23, 2009