twonker

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

Twanked

This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!

Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.

Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!

Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....

by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009

twonkers

Fans of Perfect Pete Bennett (Musician and winner of big brother 7)
The term Twonkers first started on Pete Bennetts Fansite as a joke by members of the chatroom. The name has spread and now covers the huge army of Pete fans accross the country.
Scottish Twonkers are known as the Tartan Twonkers

The Twonkers will be out in force for Petes gigs

by Bilboboy December 13, 2008

Twonged

Twonged: To be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
Twong: To be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.

Person 1: Fucking hell mate jay looks Twonged?
Person 2: Aye thats cos he's had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
Person 1: What a Twong like.

by JavaJoesGotTheMojo January 23, 2011

Twunked

Noun, - to feel lied to by the establishment.
Verb, - being lied to by the establishment.

I feel twunked.

Man, you just got twunked.

That's twunky.

by Argyle potato April 28, 2013

Tonked

To gain a headshot in CSS, the sound made is similar to the worked "Tonked"

He just tonked me in the face

by Lee G July 23, 2005

dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

by Alex H January 29, 2005