twib

vi., to flick the helix (top/rear edge) of another's ear with one's finger.

n., the flick of an ear by another's finger

Whenever I farted in public, I'd get such a twib from my brother that I had to start twibbing him back to get him to stop.

by spacklepants September 22, 2007

Twitbooking

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.

When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

tgiwbcg

The Guy I Want But Can’t Get

It’s a crush that’s way out of your league but you just want to be with them

He’s TGIWBCG so I’ll just stop trying.

by Teleah April 6, 2019

Twiboy

A twiboy is a combination of a twink and a femboy.

Look over there, it's Eddie.
He looks like such a twiboy

by n0n-3xs1st3nt September 5, 2022

twitbaby

Former twitter employees that were laid off and cry about it on social media.

Bill is a twitbaby!

by swanny8009 November 5, 2022

twinbee

A kick ass vertical shoot-em-up video game, with cutesy graphics. Started in 1985, and has over 10 sequels, and spin-offs.

TwinBee pwnz at your local arcade game place!

by ChoujinkiMetalder July 7, 2005

twibrows

a furrowing of the eye brows intended to seduce the viewer but ends up being lol worthy or creepy stalker like, as demonstrated in the movie Twilight.

*Edward makes twibrows*
Shannon: Okay then. I'm just going to go over here now.

by Felic January 5, 2009