Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

Trust me bro

A phrase that is used when you say something fake or unrealistic, you can say “trust me bro “

commonly used by Mr Li

Person A: Dinosaurs are alive right now.
Person B: Nah thats fake bro
Person A: trust me bro

by thejokefinder October 13, 2025

dude just trust me

A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.

*playing among us*

blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me

by Empress Jihyo October 21, 2020

Dude Trust Me

The most reliable source of them all

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me

by TomboyLover2 December 27, 2020

Source: Trust me bro

Is when you made a bold statement without thinking where did it come from

Women on Tik tok: 99% men are stupid and weak

Gigachad in the comment session: Source: Trust me bro

by Gideov1212 August 24, 2022

Don't Trust Me

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010