No Homo Tuesday

No Homo is not needed on tuesdays because it’s basically a free pause day

ryan: ricky made me sticky.
vance: bro that’s sus!
ryan:it’s ok because it’s No Homo Tuesday

by averageslave March 12, 2019

Tuesday blues

A well-known phenomenon among Esctasy users. If you spend your weekend rolling, chances are your serotonin will bottom out on Tuesday, leaving you with a depression that could be anywhere from mild to severe. May only last the day, or may stretch out over the rest of the week, depending on the person.

Rob took a few pills on Saturday night, and he's looking a little listless today - must be the Tuesday blues.

by Millsie February 5, 2007

Bunk Tuesday

The day immediately before welfare day when your bank acccount is bone dry and your cupboards are bare. Essentially the worst day of the month. In the Canadian province of British Columbia welfare day normally falls on the last Wednesday day of the month hence the term "welfare Wednesday".

I wanted to take my mother out to lunch but we had to scrounge for food in a dumpster behind Robin's Donuts because it was Bunk Tuesday.

by XmasMOURN July 7, 2008

Tummy Tuesday

The best day of the week. Tummy Tuesday was started by a group of high school seniors as a day to skip school and eat out, but has evolved into much more. Since then, the group has gained sponsors and accepted special guests including their school principal and even the mayor of their town. The tummy Tuesday movement is spreading like wild fire and there seems to be no end in sight for the group. They can be recognized by their light blue shirts and their booming voice of democracy. Light blue runs deep in the members' veins along side with a passionate hate for their arch enemies food friday, who are a bunch of math nerds that think they can compete with the ever growing revolution. The group is getting so well known that there is an independent film maker following them around to capture the meaning of the group; which words cannot explain.

Everyone: I wish I could be in the Tummy Tuesday group :(

by tummytuesday10 August 14, 2012

See You Next Tuesday

A clandestine method of calling someone a cunt.

Particularly effective when used prior to a three day week end.

C: See
U: You
N: Next
T: Tuesday

see: catch you next tuesday

Hey Jodi! I'll see you next tuesday!

by Jill Kiar June 27, 2005

Tuesday Dip

the depression achieved on a tuesday associated with a weekend of chemical fun.

Never doing those drugs again, the tuesday dip was too savage.

by psychoboy May 10, 2014

Shochu Tuesday

An excuse for social alcoholics to drink on a Tuesday and not feel guilty about it.

Milo: ugh, I'm still recovering from Mojito Monday.

Stephen: Well drink your detox tea because tonight is Shochu Tuesday and tomorrow is Rock-and-Sake Wednesday!

by sydeburn May 26, 2009