Tragic

Referring to one whose appearance is dramatically beyond perfection. This is generally used to describe a person that seems like they may try to look decent, and fail miserably.

Homegirl: Giiiiiirl did you see the cashier at the Kum & Go?

Gay Male Friend: Oh honey, I know! That face was TRAGIC. She be lookin' worse than a drag queen!

by WokkaWokka August 31, 2010

tragic

A sad event

Your penis is so tragic!

by Your father July 12, 2003

tragic

Often used as sarcasm in urban slang.

Sweetgirl: He didn't cuddle me afterwards!!
Toughbitch: Oh, yeah, tragic. *rolls eyes*

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

tragic

Having the elements of tragedy; involving death, grief, or destruction: a tragic accident.

ex. He has been raised without his parents his whole life, his parents were involved in a tragic accident when he was a boy.

by sketchie July 24, 2003

tragic

Relating to or characteristic of dramatic tragedy or tragedies: tragic plays; the tragic hero.

Shakesphere made most of is plays very tragic..

Yo romeo.. Your hoes dead.. Well fuckbeans thats tragic.. *le sigh*

by EvilToasterPastry August 1, 2003

tragic

What Paramount is trying to pass off as Star Trek these days.

See also: Star Trek fans who will gobble up anything Paramount shits in their mouths and not only begs for more, but defends it like a wife would her abusve husband.

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

tragic

Hilarious

The nation mourned the tragic events of this morning when an elderly man lost control of his vehicle and drove through a farmer's market.

by The Alpha and The Omega August 2, 2003