tool shed 

Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"

Clay Aiken is a super shed

tool shed by Mr MoJo January 6, 2005

tool shed 

A place where tools like to frequent.

I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.

tool shed by tankboy September 28, 2005

tool-sniffer 

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.

Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.

tool-sniffer by PTL April 25, 2006

Tool Shop 

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

Tool Shop by not a chance man September 19, 2009

Tool Status 

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

Tool Status by alexblanch April 13, 2010

tool script 

Dialogue usually used by a female to get someone to do something for her. Similar to being a tease

All it takes is a little tool script and she'll have him right where she wants him

tool script by exec-lear-man December 14, 2010

Tool shed 

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.

yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

Tool shed by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009