Tomato

Boring and stiff guy.

Person 1: Yo mate fancy some drinks later at my other mates house?
Person 2: Nahh! Sorry bro I don’t drink anymore I’m trying to better myself.
Person 1: You fucking tomato.

by Big daddy phat sack 34 May 6, 2022

Tomato

ITS A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

SEEDS INSIDE ME YES FRUITS YES

Example: Blueberry have seed yes? AND LIKE MUCH OTHER FRUIT (besides strawberry) HAS SEED INSIDE YES??? YES
in conclusion, TOMATO IS A FRUIT SPREAD DA WORDDDD

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Tomato

A person who becomes red instead of brown when they get tanned. This applies to anyone, but is usually used to refer to white men.

Mexican: look at that tomato cop
Black dude: racist tomato only arresting Mexicans and my niggas

by Saggy fat fuck June 13, 2016

Tomato

A guy whose face turns red while embarrassed. His face pops and ketchup flows everywhere.

Sup tomato boy!

Don't be a tomato today alright son?

by ThemMasterOfLIfe October 9, 2018

Tomato

Saskue´s favorite food the tomato

Don´t you just love a fresh Tomato.

by Elizabeth Afton 12 September 14, 2020

Tomato

A vegetable. A very nasty vegetable. It ain't a fruit. If it were, they'd put it in a FRUIT salad, not with the lettuce. Don't believe all the hype!

Jane: I'm hungry.
John: Have some fruit. (Holds out a tomato)
Jane: I don't see any.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 29, 2007

tomato

Someone who is technically not a vegetable, but who seems to be just like one.

1. C'mon, get off your deep-fried thighs and help me move this, you fat tomato!

by anothermoron February 5, 2008