Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.

Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

T1FTT

Acronym for take one for the team

He had to t1ftt

by EStarr(Z) April 8, 2010

Tottom

A top who will secretly bottom.

You know I'm a top but I'll bottom for you, I guess I am a tottom tonight.

by Gu Tru June 1, 2021

Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.

"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".

by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009

toftb

Stands for: Tits Out For The Boys
A chant said by males for the amusement or an expression of fondness to the female breasts.

A group of Males chanting: 'TOFTB I SAID TOFTB, SAY WHAT?!'

by stephoe April 25, 2009

Tottle

An industry word for a type of bottle (often used for ketchup, shampoo, etc) that can sit on the cap end. While a "bottle" sits on its "bottom" and has a cap at the top, a "tottle" sits on its "top," which is also the cap.

Example1:

Q- So if a Tottle sits on its top, why don't they call it a "topple"?

A- Then people might think it would fall over... but it won't!

Example2: I never have to shake up my ketchup now that I bought it in a tottle!

by wired1000 February 12, 2010

tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009