Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"
by roundandsound June 01, 2011
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toates awes

Harry Potter... toates awes... jus sayin'
by CuteNasty November 25, 2010
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toats mgoats

thank you so much! toats mgoats!!
by leaper girl April 13, 2010
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toats m'goats

Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.

Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?

Janson: Yea...toats m'goats
by Goose and Maverick August 21, 2009
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toats magoats

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..
John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"
by Yjacob June 26, 2011
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toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.
dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?
by j sag October 27, 2009
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Toats My Goats

This word means Totally. Its a fun rhyme and is funny to say when your saying yes to something!
Megan: Hey wanna come over tonight?

Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.
by youknowyouloveme123 February 26, 2011
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