toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.
We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.
by vernon dutton January 22, 2004
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A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.
by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003
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-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"
by Chrissers July 18, 2006
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there are many ways to use the word toad, one example is, an item or person that represents what is a "barr" moment. Another example is when a person is at bat, or put under pressure, his or her teammates or colleagues can support that person by yelling "toooaaadd!". Or, finally you can use the word toad to say hello to another person.
Toad?", "hey what do you say now toooaaaaaddddd!!!". "Hey whats up toad"
by LAVA! February 21, 2011
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Man I been into her since I was a toad!”
by Chado Baby February 10, 2021
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Noun used in reference to a woman's vagina when glimpsed from behind, giving the appearance of a toad poking its face out from between her legs.
She bent over and I got an eye-full of toad.
by X6s6 January 09, 2015
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A term of both endearment and scorn for a cyclist that rides faster than him or herself. May wear spandex, slather his or her ass with Chamois Butt'r, or cycle in plain clothes. Can often be heard discussing Strava QOMs or KOMs, eats Gu, probably shaves his legs. You'll find Toads riding every type of bike available at the fastest rates, and encouraging all to ride faster and harder. A toadie will tell you 'if it hurts, you just need to get used to it'.

The term is actually an auto-correct of Roadie, a road cyclist.
A toad would ride through the pain.

"Leave pace open" -A toad tries to change her spots.

Toadies only ride Slowhibition if they are late to a ride, drunk or are celebrating debauchery and birthdays.
by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013
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