TMS

Abbreviation of the phrase "Too Much Sometimes."
used primarily to describe the nature of someone's actions or appearance, though it can also be used to describe situations or objects.

friend 1:"Jane says you suck for not coming to her party.."

Friend 2:"Ewww.. whatever.. that bitch has a serious case of TMS."

EX-2

Friend 1: "hows the new job at the day care?"

Friend 2: "T..M..S.. gurl... no joke.."

EX-3

Friend 1: "Did you see that guys shirt??? TMS.."

Friend 2: "OMG i know, right?"

by Bobbi2hotti<3 June 28, 2011

TMS

Abbreviation for "Therapeutic money spending".

I'm feeling down and in need of some TMS.

It's time to do some TMSing.

by LCperm September 28, 2007

tm

an abbreviation of "too much"

"Bro, that was tm!"

by aplitistm September 06, 2018

tms

text my shit

"facebook status"bout to log off tms if u got the number

by lildee93 November 10, 2011

TMS

This Meeting Sucks

Damn! TMS. I'm out of here.

by phdeed2015 June 22, 2018

tms

temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else

person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!

by T-do December 27, 2006

tms

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

by DaXi February 02, 2017