squeeze the moose

Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.

He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe

by GushingForth May 5, 2015

getting loose as a goose at the moose

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits

gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me

by t-pana September 4, 2009

Shooting the Moose

The act of having sex in general, inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain, where as one of the main characters fires upon a moose before engaging in hot cowboy mansex.

We were caught Shooting the Moose at the family reunion, that sure didn't go over well with grandma...

by Cousin Spiffy August 7, 2006

Pull the moose

1. To succeed against the odds.
2. To attempt something against great odds.

1. "I'm gonna pull the moose tonight, mofo! Bo-yeah."
"He pulled the moose."
"You really pulled the moose tonight, Nogbert."
2. "What's Alicietta doing?" - "She's over there, pulling the moose on Dougfried."

by Bennifried September 27, 2005

shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

by Stella October 17, 2004

Feed the Moose

To throw up because of heavy drinking. Literal translation from Norwegian slang.

Yeah, she fed the moose last night.

by Eddie May 13, 2005

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012