thief scratch

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.

He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.

by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019

Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

by jpwf August 19, 2009

bed thief

A pet laying right in the middle of the bed.

"My cat was such a bed thief last night"

by Ace323 January 31, 2019

personality thief

Someone who adopts the tendencies of others, usually without realizing it.

Why am I such a personality thief?

by Mr. Twinkieface October 14, 2020

Thienism

The best religion in the world. It is the ultimate religion that will take over the world by December 21, 2012.

Team America came from Thienism!

by God of Thienism July 19, 2010

Tim Thibeault

A French Canadian CFL quarterback for the Montreal Aloutettes. He is a devout believer in Jesus Christ and prays his derrèirre off for 4th quarter miracles against the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Jacques: "Sacrableu Tim Thibeault has dun it again Francois"!

Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".

by Raul (comes out at night) December 28, 2011

thainertot

A name you call a small, ass, bitch, who has no balls or dick
and cant keep a secret

dude, that busdriver is a total thainertot.

by swaggy N May 19, 2016