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Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
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MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside
*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE
by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019
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when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.
im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.
by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022
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Watchout! Theres Ghosts

A Techno/Electronica/Scream band created by former A Skylit Drive vocalist Jordan Blake, and long time friend and old Ann Arbor band mate, Josh Stotts.
Friend:"Have you heard of Watchout! Theres Ghosts?"
You:"Nope,"
Friend:"Listen. Your boner will never get bigger than when you do."
by HairyBallSackOfDespair November 5, 2011
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Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009
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if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.
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Yes there is, and it's right here you troglodyte.

Something someone types into the search box to try and outsmart the dictionary.

If you'd have used some punctuation in your search, you wouldn't have had to see this. Now suffer, mere mortal.
Nigga 4th wall break, the dictionary has a definition for "i bet theres no definition for this"
by John Deere 9860 STS combine September 17, 2020
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