The South

A racist behind the times place to live. The people are probably slow and hateful to the extreme heat. Also a place that still raises the confederate flag but claims its "heritage not hate"

If you wanna dumb hick in your life just visit the south

by The Bad Q August 26, 2006

The South

As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.

The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

[The South]

The South is a distinct regional area in the United States that carries a wide variety of denotations. Specifically, it consists of the upper and deeper south. The arrangement goes something like this: Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. In short, it is characterized and remembered by its infamous history and position in the Civil War. The South will continously be stereotyped for being the epitomy of drunk hicks and rednecks dancing around a campfire having an overt weeny roast. Nevertheless, The South is an extremely viable region of the United States in terms of economic contributions and retains an irrefutably strong sense of pride.

Don't judge me because of my Southern drawl. The perception you're seeing is that I'm stupid. The reality is that I'm from The South.

by cp87 March 10, 2008

The south pole

The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.

She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!

by Balls12022 January 20, 2022

The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

The South American Sodomizer

A South-American man who walks around having anal sex with every person he sees.

Did you see The South American Sodomizer in the newspaper?

Yeah! I sure wouldn't want him to sodomize me!

by MatandLia March 6, 2011

the south will rise again

A rallying cry used by Confederacy enthusiasts who believe the southern United States is superior. Often, those who use this phrase believe the American Civil War was "about States' rights, not slavery". In fact, the Constitution of the Confederacy was nearly word-for-word identical to the US Constitution, but actually *restricted* States' rights by requiring every State to be a slave State.

Furthermore, there was no "Southern identity" in the United States until abolition became a major political issue, and rebel states saw slavery as more a matter of property rights, not State's rights. The States' rights issue was invented by modern Southern apologists; no real historian takes it seriously.

In short, this is a slogan for southerners who believe they should "take pride in their heritage" even though their heritage includes a legacy of horrifying behavior.

My buddy Jeb told me it's not racist to say "the south will rise again", but I know better.

by Visualone December 9, 2009