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Wear the Pants

1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.
1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
by EthanChrist March 29, 2010
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beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something
"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"
by Cory N. January 12, 2008
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Balls in the pants

When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.
Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.
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Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.
That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.
by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010
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load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks
"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."
by thehockeydude December 6, 2016
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Big in the pants

Having a large penis
I had no idea that guy was so big in the pants. Now I can hardly walk!
by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004
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over the pants hand job

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.
I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.
by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014
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