A hat-collecting
game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a “Dead
game” in the eyes of the normies.
Team Fortress
2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.
Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High
School to become a rapper
Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high
schoolPyro - wait is this even a class?
Demoman - a Scottish drunk
man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds
Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”
Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class
Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs
Sniper - One word,
pissSpy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably
spam some Dragonball or
Jojo binds
With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in
one sentence-
“Updated localization files”
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy
shit your like those weebs that will spam their
anime binds not giving a
shit about the game oh my god.