tarted

What you are before you're retarted.

First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!

by J.mitch May 08, 2008

Tart

More sassy but less mean than salty

"I just failed an apush test. Oh, tart."

by The One That Is Not Known March 10, 2017

tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.

The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart

by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005

tart

when someone smells like feet & ass

that boy Jack is TART!!!!!!

by BrickJona$ August 08, 2017

tart

A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.

"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

Tarted

Idiot and to act in a foolish manor

Man that shit tarted bruh

by Enthusiastic guava November 09, 2017

tart

Someone of either sex who is overly concerned about their image, and the projection thereof. Symptoms include the desire to be associated with celebrities, in public.

That Simon Cowell is such a tart.

by JimInRoses January 28, 2010