Diego tailor

Diego tailor literally means small penis or micro chode. He is shy and self concious of his penis size. And will not loose his virginity to anything but a bomb.

Diego tailor’the chod god’ pressed the button

by I💜diego September 22, 2018

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 20, 2020

tailor's adage

Tailor's adage -as you sew so shall you rip

The tailor's adage is a pun on the sow and reap saying.

by jayjade November 14, 2020

tailored

when something is top tier perfection, nothing can come close to being tailored. it's like when someone says "oh that's tight" but better.

Friend: "Damn dude that is so tailored"
You: "Omg I know right."

by honey.bee_melon November 2, 2022

tailor-made bitch

A handcrafted bitch, stitched together bitch by bitch. Suited specifically for cocksucking and pimpsmacks.

"I need me a tailor-made bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

Tailor

A true daddy

That guy is a tailor

by DaddyBiden April 28, 2022

tailor

a funny person but has a slaggy personality

omg ur a tailor

by UR MUM KID March 24, 2022