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t.o.m.

When she’s upset she might say “its all t.o.m.’s fault
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T.O.M

Time Of Month (for girls)
T.O.M’s back in town. Let’s hope it’s only for a few days

Wooho! T.O.M left! No more crying!
by SNP611 July 23, 2019
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T.O.M

T.O.M means time of month which is when a female is on her period
Girl 1: T.O.M came last night

Girl 2: omg my T.O.M left last week
by That one good girl December 26, 2019
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T.O.M Bot

T.O.M is the greatest discord bot ever made. It has so many unique features like social credit system (wow, so cool), random chinese gifs (+99999 social credits), command that responds with pong (omg, ive never seen a command like this in any other discord bot), random Confucius quotes (cool ig, it has too many hard words to understand) and a command that sends a dm to someone (very useful)
I've recently added T.O.M Bot to my discord server, i can dm my friends using it (incredible).

Thank you, Cheredun, for creating this cool Tireless Obedient Machine (T.O.M).
by Prolegas August 27, 2022
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T.O.M.B

T.O.M.B is an abbreviation of the phrase "tug on my balls", which is often used as an insult to another person(s) similar to "suck on my cock" or "eat a dick". this term was coined on Sunday, September 25 of 2022.
Harry-" yeah the boss was trying to get me to work over time yesterday"
Paul-" oh really? that's bullshit!!, so what did you say?"
Harry-"I just told him to go T.O.M.B"
by Rick R Mortis September 24, 2022
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Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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T.M.O.C.

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment
Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.
by Protatoes January 18, 2018
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