Don’t fuck me on this

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.

Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

by Lattesuprema November 16, 2020

I don't fuck with you

A song made by Big Sean. It is literally a song about not caring.

"I don't fuck with you, you big dumb dumb."

by GameCheater803 April 1, 2016

Don't fuck with my bitch

1) What you say when you tell a nigga/cracka who frontin' to lay off your bitch.
2) should have been the title of that Nivea song...it wouldn't suck so much then.

1) Don't fuck with my bitch nigga or the pigs gonna find you and your family in a dark alley lyin' in chalk.
2) Don't fuck with my bitch, I'm a be the one to break it to you, got my niggaz and my bitch, so find yo own ho and leave mine alone yo.

by Nick D March 6, 2003

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

you can’t fuck her personality

A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.

Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality

by TheFuck69 March 16, 2018

Yo Man Don't Fuck Up

The expression "Yo-Dudes" uses to scare 13-years-old "Yo-Dudes".

"Hey you man, don't fuck up!"
"Waah!"

by Delf June 23, 2003

Don't fuck the cat

A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.

Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.

by Jadinator August 16, 2018