Shrex

Although some may believe it to be a play on words combining the popular characters name Shrek with sex the true form of Shrex is much more wild and free. Shrex is the act of gathering a large amount of your earwax overtime and forming it into a dildo which you then use to pleasure your partner before you take it and smother it over your dick. You then shove an onion in her ass and begin fucking her with your earwax covered dick using it as lube. As you achieve orgasm you have to do the roar and after you cum inside your partner she has to say "What are you doing in my swamp!". You then have to proceed to remove the onion from her ass and eat it. Butt Shrex is a similar form but putting the onion within the vagina and fucking the ass.

Person 1: "Want to get together and have some Shrex?"
Person 2: "Do you have a collection of earwax and an onion?"
Person 1: "No why would I need that?"
Person 2: "The true definition of Shrex is sex that involves onions earwax and various phrases."
Person 1: "That's nasty."

by azy66 December 29, 2014

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Shrexy

Something that is so ogerific and shrektastic

That young boy was so shrexy I felt like Fiona.

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Shrexo

A Shrexo is what happens when Shrek wears and Exo Suit from Advanced Warfare.

Watch out for Shrexo!

by OgreLord69 July 6, 2015

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Syreeta

Very humble, kind, spiritual, god-fearing girl. She loves her family and loves her pet. That's her baby.Beautiful smile and very pretty face. Very moody at times but has a sweet soul. She's honest and has a quirky dry sense of humor. Eats whatever she wants whatever time she wants. Doesn't care too much about her outer appearance but she remains clean at all times. Everyone loves her, especially her dad.

Awww Syreeta is so sweet, she really loves God.

by Charm101.5 February 2, 2010

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