cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008

spundle slap

a spundle slap is when you ejaculate into your hand and slap your partner in the face with it.

your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.

a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...

by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010

swindle fever

a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.

whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.

oh no - no .

by gristletoe August 17, 2017

swindle

swindle means that you’re gay

“ oh did you know that i’m swindle” “ oh shit then i’m swindle k”

by CLL sretsis abeoma January 25, 2022

brooke swindle

The act of shoving ones finger in the anus and then into the tip of the penis for lubricant to deep throat

That girl Brooke swindles before she gives blowjobs

by You_no_me17 July 13, 2016

Tindler Swindler Cock

Cock designed to swindle/ Dick capable of making a person do the unthinkable

Alex Davis possess is a Tindler Swindler Cock. After getting a taste of his Tindler Swindler Cock, Ms. KOFFIEA loaned Mr. Davis $6,000 in cash in the space of 2 weeks.

by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022